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snarg:

i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this

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i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

(Source: bookercatch)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

  • guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
  • guys: ew, fat chicks
faint-ly:

drum solo dreams

gaysexinchurch:

how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all

purplu:

thirstypirata:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

Wut

My favourite animal ;_; <3


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dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

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